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Black Man Displays His New White Slave to Onlookers

LOS ANGELES - USA - A black man has proudly displayed his newly purchased slave to eager onlookers.

A black man proudly displayed his new female white slave yesterday to onlookers at an American meat market.

The female white slave displayed her attributes to the assembled crowds as her black slave master stood beside her.

At one point, the slave owner opened her mouth to show the crowd the condition of her teeth.

“Yo! I gots me this slave at the market lak a month ago ‘n’ shiiet. It’s super chill nigga, kinda slow inda head, so it just does whatever I aks it to do. Honestly, it nice havin’ one none too smart, just a bit less than me. I is landed now fo sho! I is now own a white slave! Powah to blacks! Check it out, I can make it balance on one leg or take the knee ‘n’ do all kinds of shiiet.”

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