BLACK FRIDAY DAILY SQUIB SALE!

Yes consumers, it’s that Black Friday comin’ up again. Black Friday, Yellow Tuesday, Green Saturday and White Sunday, whatever the day or the fuckin’ colour, Black Friday is the one people really need. Now here’s the deal, the Daily Squib book, something that has information in it that will either make you laugh or cry is now only £9.99 or £9.95 reduced from £17.95. Like kick me in the gonads and ruffle my hair, can you hear the gasps of sheer delight as those Xmas present ideas flutter through your oversubscribed consumerist brain? It is a unique gift, sure it is, and it has all the hallmarks of making someone feel special when they receive a hard physical copy of the book to hold and smell in your shaky hand. Smelling a newly printed book is great too, the Daily Squib book, if it were a ‘scratch ‘n’ sniff’ would not smell like shit as many would presume it to do but possibly have the nasal palate of a sardine champagne infused fart expelled from the anus of an outstanding citizen at great speed. But please don’t let that whet your appetite further than it already has meandered violently, the book just wanted to exist in physical form, and it took a lot of engineering to do so, even in a terrible gale of cancel culture shenanigans and all that Stasi baloney. Like, just the sheer guts of the publisher, Curtis Press to publish the Daily Squib Anthology took balls of steel. Subsequently, as a publisher, Curtis Press come highly recommended simply because of their dedication to quality, uniqueness, gung-ho daring attitude and non-wokeness. You gotta hand it to the team, but listen, if you have miraculously read up to this precipitous point, congratulate yourself for your fortitude and sheer time-wasting yawn inducing positivity. Yes, you want this unique ancient modern satirical book either for your own bookshelf or as a gift to someone who really inspires you to commit Hara Kiri.

UPDATE 2025: THE DAILY SQUIB ANTHOLOGY IS NOW DOWN TO ONLY A FEW REMAINING COPIES IN PRINT. YOU CAN PURCHASE ONE OF THE LAST SIGNED COPIES HERE.