Matt Hancock Found With Huge Amounts of Midazolam in Jungle

Matt Hancock could find himself embroiled in a row with his I’m A Celebrity campmates after being found with a large cache of the sedative Midazolam during his isolation period ahead of entering the jungle.

The Daily Squib can reveal the former Health Secretary, 44, was primed and ready ‘to carry out another covid’ on the campmates.

ITV bosses were left reeling at the erroneous discovery.

Mr Hancock, who lost the Tory whip last week when it was announced he was joining the cast of the show, also has access to his laptop.

Do Not Resuscitate

“It seems Hancock’s plan was simple. Sedate the other contestants. Claim they had a virus, then up the dose, snuffing the fuckers out. Boom! Take the prize money,” an ITV worker revealed.

Earlier on today, Matt Hancock was filmed eating an entire bowl of crunchy crocodile anuses with a big silly grin on his face.