ANAHEIM - USA - Former royal Harry has found a new job, this time in Disneyland, where he will be entertaining visitors to the attraction.
With work drying up at Netflix and Spotify, the ailing former royal Harry has been given a lifeline by the Disney Corp. with a job at Disneyland, Anaheim, Los Angeles.
Disneyland manager Budd Johnsons, at the Los Angeles site, revealed on Monday that Harry will be inducted sometime this week to join the team.
“We got his costume ready, and he will be delighted to know that we have increased his pay by $1.75 on top of his $12/hour salary.”
When asked about what the former royal will be doing at Disneyland, the staff have only been allowed to give out hints.
“Does he have big floppy ears?”
“Yes.”
“Is it Dumbo?”
“No, but close.”
“Hmmm, lemme guess. Is he that goofy dumbass dog thing?”
“Please don’t swear or be rude, this is Disneyland. Would Miley Cyrus, a Disney protégé ever say such rude words or do obscene things in front of audiences? Exactly!”
LONDON - England - Yes, you guessed correctly. It's under Waterloo Bridge for the former…
DUBAI - UAE - Prince Andrew decries why the Epstein files mainly focus on the…
BEIJING - China - Comrade Starmer explains why he dumped "Jonah" Commissar Reeves from the…
BEIJING - China - Comrade Starmer is on a visit to the communist country as…
MADRID - Spain - The far-leftist socialist government has fast-tracked citizenship for over half a…
LONDON - England - Comrade Badenoch of the Socialist Tory Party is very angry that…
This website uses cookies.