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Meandering Convoys, Schmucks and 270 Quacks

SAN FRANCISCO - USA - What happens when you have an irreverent mix of double dactyls ensconced within a frame of poetically charged current affairs?

 

 

Along Came a Convoy

Biggity, Riggity

Ottawa, Canada

thundered as protesters

rallied there, eh…

Keeping with patterns of

pusillanimity,

Justin—the hoser—was

frightened away.

 

Whoops

Daffity, Gaffity

W. Goldberg, on

ABC’s program where

five biddies cluck,

uttered some utterly

antihistorical

comments to which we say:

“Oy, what a schmuck.”

 

Remiss Information

Media, Schmedia:

‘Rogan’s a menace

according to erudite

medical pros!’

Now, it’s been found that those

two-hundred-seventy

“doctors” were mainly just

regular Joes.

 

ClydeAlways.com

 

 

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