Sally Bercow Now Living in Caravan After Leaving Husband For Gypsy

ESSEX - England - The House of Commons speaker's wife, Sally Bercow has been living on the filthy caravan site for the past two weeks, and she says she is loving her newly found freedom.

Mrs Bercow has thrown away the keys to the Palace of Westminster for her new man Paddy McMahoney’s decrepit caravan.

The doting couple met on the Channel 5 show ‘When Paddy Met Sally’ in June and have since been seeing each other.

“John was a boring midget. I told him to shove that tacky coat of arms up his arse, and as I’m such a fame whore, I knew that his days as House Speaker were numbered, so I moved in with a real man with more fame,” Sally told the Sun.

Paddy McMahoney, who likes to have bare-knuckle fist fights daily in the caravan site, said: “I’ll have a few punch up sessions with the boys in the afternoon, then go to my caravan and give Sally’s box a good boxing workout. I’ve heard her husband wants her back, but if he wants her, let him come over here and fight me for her. Of course, they can film that too.”

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