Cameron Fed Up With Blue People Wants to Explore Green People

LOS ANGELES - USA - 'Avatar' director James Cameron has told an American entertainment magazine of his wish to make another 3D film, but this time with green people.

“I’m sick of blue people. My next movie is going to be with green people,” Mr Cameron told Hollywood Today magazine.

Mr Cameron has even had to have counselling after telling police he saw blue people in a local Malibu store.

“I’m seeing blue people everywhere including my f*cking dreams. I feel like Picasso exiting his blue period and exploring other colours. Jeez, if I see another f*cking blue person i’m going to punch the key grip’s lights out,” Mr Cameron was heard saying at the end of filming a fifteen minute documercial on the Avatar movie.

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