Cruise Tops Scatology Cult Hall of Fame

LOS ANGELES - USA - Actor Tom Cruise has topped the Scatology cult's hall of fame and will be honoured…

13 years ago

First Mama Michelle Obama in Chitlin Kitchen Hell

WASHINGTON DC - USA - First lady, Michelle Obama has been involved in a White House fracas that has caused…

13 years ago

Tory Party Invent Invisibility Cloak For Eastleigh Votes

EASTLEIGH - England - The Conservative party have invented the first ever invisibility cloak which they used successfully yesterday to…

13 years ago

Thousands Jam St. Peter’s Square to See Pope Leave in a Puff of Smoke

VATICAN CITY - Italy - Pope Benedict XVI left in a puff of sulphurous smoke yesterday as he was standing…

13 years ago

Miliband Sacks Balls

LONDON - England - Labour party leader, Ed Miliband has sacked Ed Balls from the Shadow Cabinet it has been…

13 years ago

Amish Beard Thieves Strike Again

PENNSYLVANIA - USA - Amish beard thieves have struck again in the latest beard rustling epidemic which is causing terror…

13 years ago

Tips For UK Savers Dealing With a Negative Banking Base Rate

LONDON - England - The Bank of England is planning a negative base rate of minus 8% so if you…

13 years ago

Catholic Church Recruiting Once Again

EDINBURGH - Scotland - The Catholic church has lost another upstanding member from its ranks with the departure of disgraced…

13 years ago

John Kerry’s Toupee Visits Britain

LONDON - England - Former presidential candidate and Swift boat man, otherwise known as Hanoi John Kerry, visited Britain today…

13 years ago

Gérard Depardieu Eats Vladimir Putin

SARANSK - Russia - Gérard Depardieu has eaten the Russian president, Vladimir Putin, the Kremlin announced Saturday, after the French…

13 years ago

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