Next Week’s NSA Stock Tips

MARYLAND - USA - As everyone knows the NSA knows everything about everything and that includes insider knowledge about what…

12 years ago

Weinstein Orders Tarantino to Make New Care Bears Movie

HOLLYWOOD - USA - Movie mogul Harvey Weinstein has ordered Quentin Tarantino to prepare to make a film about the…

12 years ago

Barack to Michelle Obama: “I Already Ate”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Michelle Obama is having her 50th birthday party at the White House today and she…

12 years ago

Benefits Street Residents Now All Employed in High Flying Jobs by Alan Sugar

BIRMINGHAM - England - Benefits Street residents who were all previously permanently unemployed have all suddenly been given high flying…

12 years ago

New Film 500 Years a Slave Hard to Watch Say Critics

ROME - Italy - Forget 12 Years a Slave, a new film about Roman slaves is set to rock the…

12 years ago

Black Hole Belches in Space Nearly Vomiting

CALIFORNIA - USA - Astronomers have witnessed a black hole at the heart of our galaxy belching in a case…

12 years ago

Miliband Making Friends Fast

LONDON - England - Labour leader Ed Miliband sure is making friends fast in the lead up to the general…

12 years ago

Al Gore Disappears Into Polar Vortex Never to be Seen Again

MICHIGAN - USA - Global warming activist Al Gore has sadly disappeared into the polar vortex and is still missing.

12 years ago

China Cloning Billions More People

SHENZHEN - China - Not content with having a population of over 1.4 billion, China is cloning more people, the…

12 years ago

Michelle Obama Catches Barack Sexting Danish PMilf Helle Thorning-Schmidt

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Obama has been lying low for the last couple of days after being caught…

12 years ago

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