Michelle Obama Catches Barack Sexting Danish PMilf Helle Thorning-Schmidt

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Obama has been lying low for the last couple of days after being caught sexting the hot Danish PM on his phone by his wife.

Michelle Obama came back from an extended Hawaii trip only to find her husband Barack Obama sexting the beautiful blonde bombshell Danish PM.

White House aides quickly scrambled for cover as the Oval office was turned into the War office.

“Michelle had a look of fury on her face, okay nothing different there, but it was worse than usual. She picked up George W’s spittoon which he left behind and emptied the contents over Barack. Poor bastard had to take a long bath after that and he still stinks,” Ari Fleishberg, senior White House aide told the Washington Times.

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