Miliband Making Friends Fast

LONDON - England - Labour leader Ed Miliband sure is making friends fast in the lead up to the general elections in 2015.

 

Mr Miliband’s plans to curtail the banking sector with crude bonus caps are a sure way to lose him the upcoming election.

“If you want to get elected it is best to appease those who kind of own everything. That’s why I’ve really pissed off the bankers. You see they own everything and everyone but there I’ve gone and done it again with my militant ways. First I pissed off Google and the energy companies and now it’s the bankers. Doh! Can’t you see I’m trying to make friends in high places here,” Red Ed said from his £1.6 million Hampstead mansion.

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