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EXPERTS: Illegal Boat Crossings to Bring Ebola to Britain Thanks to Labour

BUNDIGBAYO - Uganda - Labour's open-door mass immigration policies will bring Ebola to Britain.

1 month ago

Chaos in PRSB As Commissars Revolt Against Comrade Starmer

GRIMSBY - England - Labour Party commissars are revolting. Comrade Starmer is now in his bunker. The People's Republic of…

1 month ago

Even Larry the Cat Shows His Disdain Along With UK 10-Year Gilts

LONDON - England - Much like the bond markets, Larry the Cat knows things way before any humans get a…

1 month ago

LOCAL ELECTION RESULTS: “Comrades, everything is okay. Nothing has changed!”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer is defiant despite massive Labour Party losses with the local election results.

2 months ago

VOTE LABOUR: “Comrades, today I am ordering you to vote for Labour”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Supreme Comrade Starmer is ordering all citizens of the People's Republic of Soviet Britain to vote…

2 months ago

Man Buys 15 Tumble Dryers For His One Bedroom Home

LONDON - England - A man from Finchley, North London, has purchased 15 tumble dryers in defiance of Ed Miliband.

2 months ago

Labour Running Out of Things to F*ck Up in the Country

SCUNTHORPE - England - Labour have run out of things to ruin in the country after a disastrous tenure in…

2 months ago

Woman Happy to Get Microchip Implanted into Her Brain

LOS ANGELES - USA - A woman is going to have an experimental operation with a microchip implanted into her…

2 months ago

The Terrifying Rise of the Communist Green Gulag Party

LONDON - England - The rise of the communist Green Party led by Marxist Zack Polanski is a warning to…

2 months ago

Just Another Horrific Day in London

LONDON - England - The horrific experience of living in Broken Britain's capital city is excruciating.

2 months ago

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