Mass City UK Exodus Marathon Season Begins

LONDON - England - Get ready for the marathon of the decade when thousands of top earning bankers, financiers, IT professionals and senior businessmen leave the UK's shores and go to better climes.

“Darling says he wants to tax everyone by 50 per cent in April plus tax bonuses by another 50 per cent, that’s not including all the other f*cking tax. Don’t know about you lot, but I’m off to spend my coke and whore money elsewhere,”  a high ranking banker told the Financial Times.

This is set to be the biggest mass exodus from the City ever recorded.

 

The depth of concern about the planned tax heist will also result in the British economy falling further into debt and recession being prolonged for many decades without any chance of recovery. 

“The economy is going to take a big hit and Britain will face a brain drain of talent abroad. It’s not just brainy financiers who will leave these shores, so will footballers who will not touch this place with a barge pole because of the 50pc tax. The talent drain will trickle down to the already failing Labourised economy resulting in mass job losses; loss of business; loss of enterprise and ghost towns. Time to get the f*ck out of dodge I think eh,” said one chief executive of a FTSE 100 company.

 

 

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