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Putin Loves the Slow, Slow West

MOSCOW - Russia - Britain's enemies are thanking the slow West for its inefficiency and inadequate weak plodding ineffectual lack…

2 months ago

Soviet Tory Party is Same as Soviet Labour Party Says Badenoch

MANCHESTER - England - Comrade Kemi Badenoch reveals what everyone knew anyway. The Tory Party is the same as the…

2 months ago

Woke Amazon Destroys James Bond

HOLLYWOOD - USA - Woke Amazon has already started to destroy the cult image of James Bond by airbrushing his…

2 months ago

Wokerati Panic As Netflix Loses $25 Billion After Musk Call

LOS ANGELES - USA - The woke programmers and engineers of Netflix are in panic mode as Elon Musk calls…

2 months ago

Shock as UK Advert Found Without Black Person

LONDON - England - Black people are usually in every TV advert in the UK, but one man was shocked…

2 months ago

“Thanks to me appeasing terrorism, Jews are not safe in Britain”

MANCHESTER - England - Comrade Starmer reveals appeasing terrorism in the PRSB means Jews are not safe in Britain.

2 months ago

Hegseth Backs Down on Fat Generals

QUANTICO - USA - The United States secretary of defense Pete Hegseth has backed down on banning fat generals in…

2 months ago

Democrats Need a Sense of Humour Trump Team Says

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The deluded dumb Democrats just don't have a sense of humour any more, and the…

2 months ago

Comrades, Commissar Reeves Hails More Taxes For Working People

LIVERPOOL - England - Commissar Reeves will put more taxation upon working people, she proudly announced at this year's Labour…

2 months ago

Yay! According to Labour Minister, “Paki Bashers” Are Back

LIVERPOOL - England - The Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood delivered a divisive speech during her address to the Labour Party…

2 months ago

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