Entire UK Population to be Branded

LONDON - England - The whole population and every UK visitor will be branded with an iron, a senior judge…

18 years ago

US Finally Reveals Plan for Iraq as Allies Retreat

WASHINGTON DC - On the eve of British forces finally backing away from American military tactics, a top US General…

18 years ago

Doctor Who Revives Davros and the Daleks

LONDON - England - Having assimilated everything human, Davros is back with a vengeance to enslave humanity with his evil…

18 years ago

Camilla Concert Huge Success

Gloucestershire - England - A tribute concert was held last night to celebrate the birthday of Her Royal Highness Camilla.

18 years ago

Thugs and Hoodies Terrified of Receiving ABC from Jacqui Smith MP

LONDON - England - The length and breadth of thug Britain is quivering in fear as terrified hoodie gangsters armed…

18 years ago

Only Five Pupils Fail to Gain ‘A Grades’ in UK A-Levels

LONDON - England - A-Level grades this year set another record and were up from 2006 where the 'A grades'…

18 years ago

Record Number of Britons Leaving Sinking Ship UK for Better Life Abroad

LONDON - England - With the streets full of feral hoodies intent on violence, Eastern European criminal gangs, no police,…

18 years ago

Doherty Honoured by Queen at Buckingham Palace

LONDON - England - Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II honoured Pete Doherty with an MBE for his services to drug…

18 years ago

Doherty Glad to be Back in Prison

LEYHILL PRISON - England - Pete Doherty is back in jail today. He is glad to be back in the…

18 years ago

No Paparazzi Attend Set-Up Paris Hilton Photo Op!

LOS ANGELES - CA - Only one person witnessed adult film actress Paris Hilton getting into her Bentley on Sunday…

18 years ago

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