Shoes Thrown at Sarah Palin

WASILLA - USA - A pair of shoes were thrown at Sarah Palin today at a news conference.

During a press conference promoting Governor Palin’s post-McCain plans , a woman was seen to throw a pair of shoes towards the podium where she was speaking.

The visibly distraught Governor Palin was then seen throwing the shoes back telling the woman: “Don’t throw me these cheap freakin’ dimestore shoes!”

The Alaskan Governor, who is renowned for her impeccable taste when it comes to clothes and shoes does not suffer fools gladly when it comes to wardrobe decisions.

A spokeswoman for her office later told reporters that Sarah would only accept the best Italian shoes or anything from Roger Vivier and Manolo Blahnik.

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