Pope ‘Spreading Fear’ of Catholic Priests

ROME - Italy - The Pope has been condemned by his own clergy for arguing that mankind needed protection from…

18 years ago

Merry Christmas From the Daily Squib Lapland Theme Park

OFF JUNCTION 23 OF THE M5 - England - All Daily Squib readers are invited to our version of Lapland.…

18 years ago

Daily Squib Hedge Fund Not Taking Anymore Clients

NEW YORK - USA - The Daily Squib Hedge Fund has had to turn away investors and billionaires from its…

18 years ago

School’s Egg and Knife Race Ends With Multiple Deaths

MANCHESTER - England - A North Manchester school has failed to break all previous stab records today after a frenzied…

18 years ago

Iran Can Launch Shoe Attack at Anytime

TEL AVIV - Israel - Iran has now produced roughly enough material to make, with added leather purity, a single…

18 years ago

Shoes Thrown at Sarah Palin

WASILLA - USA - A pair of shoes were thrown at Sarah Palin today at a news conference.

18 years ago

Fed Cuts Rate to ‘Minus 1.5’

NEW YORK - USA - US interest rates were cut to a historic low of -1.5% as America resorted to…

18 years ago

Camilla Photographed Looking in Mirror

HIGHGROVE - England - Camilla Parker Bowles was a picture of health today as she was photographed admiring herself in…

18 years ago

Joe the Arsonist Spotted at Sarah Palin’s Church

WASILLA - USA - There were unconfirmed reports today from the local Alaskan media that a man named Joe the…

18 years ago

Dubya to Play In World Champion US Dodgeball Team

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President George W Bush has been enrolled to play for the US Dodgeball Masters team…

18 years ago

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