Barack Obama Meets Michael Dukakis

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Barack Obama who was recently endorsed by Al Gore, has also met previous presidential loser…

18 years ago

Rumer Willis Takes it on the Chin

LOS ANGELES - CA - The genetic offspring of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, Rumer, is taking up pro boxing…

18 years ago

McCain Cannot Wait to Drive His New Mobility Scooter in White House Grounds

WASHINGTON DC - USA - John McCain is eagerly anticipating testing out his new mobility scooter in the vast grounds…

18 years ago

Stab Britain: Less Playgrounds and More Graveyards to be Built

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown's youth initiative is being unveiled today in Westminster with more graveyards being built to…

18 years ago

Michael Jackson to Undergo Surgery to Reverse Whiteness

LOS ANGELES - CA - Michael Jackson, the artist who has undergone major surgery during his lifetime to appear white,…

18 years ago

10 Tips to Surviving in Modern Day Britain Under Labour

The Daily Squib has compiled 10 ways you can survive the slings and arrows of outrageous credit crunch in Gordon…

18 years ago

I Freed Millions from Life, Says President With No Regrets

ROME - Italy - President Bush flies into London today for the last time as US leader. In an exclusive…

18 years ago

Traitorous Irish Rebels Attempt to Scupper Soviet European State

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Our supreme unelected elite commanders in Brussels were yesterday left with collectivized egg on their face…

18 years ago

Gordon Brown Reduces Gulag Detentions to 42 Years

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader, Comrade Gordon Brown, has today announced that all traitorous terrorists to the Soviet…

18 years ago

Damien Hirst Self-Portrait Sells for Record £387 Million

LONDON - England - Sotheby's has sold a Damien Hirst original self portrait for a record amount today.

18 years ago

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