Ku Klux Klan Betrayed by Obama Election Promises

KENTUCKY - USA - There have been rumblings of discontent from the Ku Klux Klan camp after they endorsed Obama for his election campaign last year.

It was meant to be the dream ticket, the endorsement of the century — instead the KKK are regretting they ever endorsed Barack Obama.

“It’s been one thing after another I tell you’se. We, the Ku Klux Klan, endorsed the first ever negro president of the USA and we really thought there was going to be ‘Change’. Sheeit! The boy duped us good. He was all talk and no substance. I don’t want to pay for everybody’s goddamn healthcare, all those ghettos and shit. As soon as the boy declares free health care for everyone what you think’s gonna happen? That’s right, half of Mexico is going to come over the border, hell, they already over here enough anyway,” Grand Turk, Cletus Monroe, told the Squib practically sobbing into his hood.

The Klan leaders across America are all kicking themselves that they were ever sweet talked into endorsing Barack Hussein Obama for president.

“After he became president, thanks to us I might add, Ronnie himself even invited him down to our compound here in Kentucky. He never came, he used us then dumped us. Where was our beer session in the White House garden huh? Thanks for nothing Obama, after all we did for you stupid Muslim b*tch,” Mr Monroe added.

It’s not just the Ku Klux Klan who feel they have been disenfranchised by Barack Hussein Obama, it seems the American people are slowly waking up to the lies as well.

Your move Barack!

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