New London Taxi Cabs Unveiled

LONDON - England - With the price of fuel reaching heady heights, enterprising London cabbies have come up with an…

18 years ago

It’s OK ‘Keep Panic Buying Petrol’ Brown Urges

LONDON - England - Unelected Comrade and supreme leader of the British Soviet state, Gordon Brown, has today urged proles…

18 years ago

Barack Hussein Obama Vows to Wage Jihad on Christian American Doubters

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Barack Obama vows to fight prejudice against Islamic values and culture in the United States.…

18 years ago

Paris Hilton Sawn in Half

LAS VEGAS - Paris Hilton was chopped in half over the weekend but unfortunately lived to tell the tale.

18 years ago

Britain’s Got Stabbing

LONDON - England - Simon Scowell, Piers Moron and some dozy bint pick a winner out of the talented British…

18 years ago

Hillary Clinton to be Given Job as White House Intern

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Democratic presidential candidate, Barack Obama has offered Hillary Clinton a job as the White House…

18 years ago

Comrade Brown Proposes New Stealth Tax for Sleeping

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected comrade, Gordon Brown is to (yawn) implement a new stealth tax where every citizen…

18 years ago

Ku Klux Klan Jubilant Over Obama Nomination Win

KENTUCKY - USA - Imperial Wizard, Ronald Edwards who had previously stated that, "anything is better than Hillary Clinton", is…

18 years ago

Prince William to Join 5 Week Caribbean Photo-op Cruise

WINDSOR - England - Prince William is setting sail on a long Caribbean Navy cruise this summer, an alcohol-fuelled permanent…

18 years ago

Shock as Scott McClellan Says Invading Iraq Was Bad Decision

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scott McClellan's new bestselling book "What Happened" has revealed some shocking news about Bush's wars…

18 years ago

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