Tom Cruise’s Lawyers Congratulate Ricky Martin’s Lawyers

LOS ANGELES - USA - Tom Cruise's lawyers have congratulated the Puerto Rican singer's lawyers for their exhaustive dedication to…

16 years ago

Tony Puts the Boot in One Last Time

LONDON - England - Stopping off in the UK just before he makes a quick exit when the 50 per…

16 years ago

World's Largest Toaster Sets Record for High-Energy Toasting

GENEVA - Switzerland - The world's largest toaster has set a record for high-energy toastings by super-browning two pieces of…

16 years ago

Willy Walsh Introduces Sharia Law onto British Airways

LONDON - England - British Airways flight attendants were up in arms yesterday after it was revealed that the head…

16 years ago

Daily Squib Office Invaded by Chinese Censor

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib offices were invaded by a visiting Chinese censor on vacation from China yesterday.

16 years ago

UK and US to Undergo ‘Special Relationship’ Counselling

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Political commentators on both sides of the Atlantic were in agreement today that the 'special…

16 years ago

Clinton Wants New Shirt From Bush

PORT AU PRINCE - Haiti - In what was supposed to be a show of solidarity in a devastated country,…

16 years ago

Lady KaKa Honoured for Revolutionising Music Industry

LOS ANGELES - USA - There's a new pop act on the scene who is breaking through all the adverse…

16 years ago

British Cider Drinkers Riot in Streets

SOMERSET - England - Budget day has not gone down well in the West country after cider prices were hiked…

16 years ago

Gordon Told to Impregnate Wife Sarah or Lose Election

LONDON - England - After news came through to the Number10 bunker deep under Downing Street that David Cameron and…

16 years ago

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