Unite Airlines to Launch New Transatlantic Service

LIVERPOOL - England - The Unite union is to expand its fleet of aircraft overtaking its rival British Airways, chairman,…

16 years ago

Times Disappears From Internet

LONDON - England - The famous Times newspaper, owned by Rupert Murdoch's News International Corp. has been erased from the…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown Now a Kirkcaldy Homeless Tramp

KIRKCALDY - Scotland - Since leaving office, the disgraced ex-prime minister has gone from bad to worse say his friends…

16 years ago

Americans Get to Keep Moron

LOS ANGELES - USA - Disgraced former Mirror editor, Piers Moron has flown to America to speak with TV executives…

16 years ago

Swarms of Giant Bees Attacking South African World Cup Stadiums

CAPE TOWN - South Africa - Millions of noisy angry African bees have been attracted to the stadiums where the…

16 years ago

England Goalie Outdone by American Oil Slick

RUSTENBERG - South Africa - English goalkeeper, Rob Green, was outdone by a treacherous American oil strike on goal yesterday.

16 years ago

Obama: "British Should Apologise for American Built Gulf Coast Oil Rig Disaster"

LOUISIANA - USA - The American company that built and owns the Deepwater Horizon rig, Transocean, as well as another…

16 years ago

Daily Squib Briefly Loses ‘AAAA’ Rating After S&P Error

LONDON - England - There were red faces in all Daily Squib worldwide offices yesterday after Standard & Poor temporarily…

16 years ago

Evil BP Chief to Star in Hollywood Blockbuster

LOUISIANA - USA - Studio executives for Warner Bros have flown down to the oil disaster area to recruit the…

16 years ago

UK Sado-Masochists Hail Cameron’s ‘Years of Pain Ahead’ Speech

LONDON - England - There was widespread joy amongst many practicing sado-masochists in the UK yesterday after prime minister, David…

16 years ago

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