Three Strikes and You Go to Jail: Coalition Gets Tough on Murderers

LONDON - England - Murderers who repeatedly kill people will eventually have to go to jail under tough new Government…

15 years ago

Thousands of U.S. Lawyers Abandoning America

BOSTON - USA - In a land where six out of ten people are lawyers, many are now boarding ships…

15 years ago

Americans Laugh at UK’s £5 Trillion Debt

WASHINGTON DC - USA - In America, everything is bigger than the rest of the world. This is why Americans…

15 years ago

Rooney Scuppered by New Contract

MANCHESTER - England - Wayne Rooney has confirmed he wants to leave Manchester United, however, he has not cited money…

15 years ago

Britain’s Aircraft Carriers to be Used as Floating Amusement Parks

PORTSMOUTH - England - The UK's aircraft carrier fleet will no longer be used as aircraft carriers, but instead used…

15 years ago

Emperor Diocletian Would Have Been Proud of Persecution of Muslims

BERLIN - Germany - The European Union's stance against Muslims is very similar to the Roman Emperor Diocletian's action against…

15 years ago

New York Bed Bugs Catch Plane to London

LONDON - England - Heathrow airport today was locked down by the Environment Agency when some bed bugs travelling from…

15 years ago

Cameron Wants Every Briton to Make Arts and Crafts to Settle £5 Trillion Debt

LONDON - England - Prime minister, David Cameron has asked every Briton to make paperweights and assorted arts and crafts…

15 years ago

Michelle Obama Bribes Voters at Poll Station With Home Cooked Goodies

CHICAGO - USA - First lady Michelle Obama appears to have violated Illinois law -- when she offered voters fried…

15 years ago

Last Chilean Miner Out Arrested

SAN JOSE - Chile - In a remarkable turn of events, the last trapped miner to come out of the…

15 years ago

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