PRETORIA - South Africa - A jubilant Oscar Pistorius is having the party of his life time after clueless judge, Thokozile Masipa, absolved him of all murder charges.
Oscar Pistorius enjoying a post verdict party
Oscar Pistorius is in a party mood, especially after being acquitted of murdering his former girlfriend.
“You know if it wasn’t for that bucket in court I would be behind bars right now. Fooled those suckers. Hey, who wants another round of drinks? Party time! I’m going to shoot some champagne corks off bottles,” a victorious Pistorius said from his post court verdict party yesterday.
The only trial participant who was not invited was Gerrie Nel, who was last seen downing a few whiskies in some shack in Pretoria.
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