Cameron Election Latest: We’re Not Going to War

LONDON - England - Prime Minister, David Cameron has emphatically denied that Britain is going to war again in the Middle East.

The 2015 General Election is almost upon us and it would be foolish to go to war now because that would mean Cameron would most probably be re-elected as prime minister.

“It doesn’t bear thinking about, you know going to war in the Middle East again and the country opting to re-elect me as it’s not the done thing to change leaders during a military campaign. I promise that I won’t send British troops to Iraq again for a cynical election victory,” David Cameron, assured voters today at an impromptu press conference.

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