Iraqi Information Minister Re-employed by Maliki Government

BAGHDAD - Iraq - Once again unto the breach, the Iraqi Information Minister is back.

As the rebels slowly trundle towards Baghdad..beheading, a desperate Iraqi Prime Minister has decided to get Comical Ali back to show those pesky rats a thing or two.

“I had two choices, John Kerry or Comical Ali, I chose the latter because as we all know Kerry is a lame duck, much like our Iraqi army, ahem,” a visibly embarrassed Maliki said at a recent press conference.

Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf aka Comical Ali or Baghdad Bob, has told the ISIS rats that they will be “beaten with his shoe…..slowly”.

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