Iranians to Announce Next Target…Ahem…Leader

TEHRAN - Iran - How long will the next radical leader of the brutal Islamic Republic last before being liquidated by the Americans and Israelis?

After the clinical strike that blew up the former Iranian leader Ayotollah Khamenei, the Islamic Republic regime is set to announce the next leader to take over the reins of terror.

The bets are on. How long will the new leader be around before being blown to smithereens?

a) 18 seconds

b) 35 seconds

c) 1 minute 12 seconds

d) 3 minutes

e) 3 minutes 8 seconds

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