SANDRINGHAM - England - Former Prince Andrew has been arrested and imprisoned, awaiting trial on his 66th birthday.
Holy fucksticks! This is not satire. ALERT! THIS IS NOT SATIRE! The former Prince Andrew (8th in line to the throne), who allegedly gave state secrets away as well as dabbled in a bit of extracurricular activity with 17-year-old girls, has been arrested and imprisoned.
The Daily Squib wrote a satirical scenario about this very event in 2015…now it has all come true.
High treason hundreds of years ago in England would have required a head lopped orf; Andrew can consider himself lucky. Naturally, the Labour government and Meghan Markle are giggling with glee at this setback for the British monarchy. It’s a good thing the late Queen Elizabeth is not around to see this; she’d have a fucking fit.
STORY DEVELOPING
SCHENZHEN - China - The CCP and PLA are manufacturing hundreds of thousands of killer…
MOSCOW - Russia - It is no surprise that the prolonged war in Ukraine is…
LONDON - England - Learning the proper moves in a karate kata can be quite…
SCUNTHORPE - England - A Stasi disinfo unit has been discovered during a smear operation…
GRIMSBY - England - This is a terrible day for communism. Our bid to thwart…
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Former U.S. president Barack Obama has revealed during an interview…
This website uses cookies.