LIVERPOOL - England - The Big State Labour Party is happy to announce a new rail link up north for the benefit of soviet citizens who enjoy a good U-turn.
Comrades, we are delighted to announce a new £45 billion rail link from Liverpool to an empty field in the middle of nowhere. Passengers who will take the new train will enjoy a ride for some miles before the train makes a massive U-turn, then carries on for a few miles, then stops in the middle of a field, miles from any shops, roads or anything for that matter apart from maybe a few cows, or if you are lucky a randy aggressive bull.
Upon disembarking from the train, it will go backwards over the U-turn, and make its way back to Liverpool. Rail passengers will be physically forced off the train before it makes its journey back.
Have a nice fucking journey to nowhere in particular.
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