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Bill Gates: “I was advising the young ladies on Windows 98”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - In his defence, Bill Gates was only advising the young ladies on the multiple processes of the Windows 98 system.

Bill Gates was balls deep in Epstein Island according to newly released photographs on the insistency of the Democrats.

In Bill’s defence, he was merely advising the young girls on the processes behind the Microsoft Windows 98 system.

“Like, if she strokes this key gently, she’ll find it’s kinda hard. Well, If you press the ctrl key along with the C key it copies this thing, and when you want to, for example, put it into a box, you press the ctrl V together and BAM, you put your thing right into the box.

“Remember not to rush things… but once it’s copied, pasting it inside is inevitable.

“Oof! And there it goes, I just pasted all over her box!”

Nothing to see here, folks, just some copying and pasting going on.

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