Labour Education Minister Okays New “Jew Hatred” GCSE

The new Jew Hatred GCSE has been okayed by Britain’s exam board body as well as the Labour government.

The EXEDEL exam board has stated that the new exam curriculum will teach pupils on the best way to hate Jews and will be a qualification many young students in British schools are already very well versed in.

Jewish teachers and pupils are regularly abused in UK schools, and the Labour government refuses to address that there is any problem.

“There is nothing to see here. Jew hatred is a normal part of British life these days, and I state that fact impartially about the fucking Jews. Under the Labour government, we have no comment about Jews or the state of Israel and welcome antisemitism in all its forms in every facet of daily life,” a spokesman for the education ministry told the Guardian newspaper on Sunday.

Labour ministers celebrated the new “Jew Hatred” GCSE by throwing paper aeroplanes around parliament with swastikas drawn on the wings and singing praises for the terrorist group Hamas and Adolf Hitler.

It is not known yet if the Jew Hatred qualification will be rolled out for A-levels, but there is one member of parliament, Jeremy Corbyn, who claims that he has a PhD in the subject.