Economic Migrant in Asylum Hotel Gives British Homeless Person 10 Pence

John Smith, 26, from Middlesbrough, North Yorkshire has been homeless for six years and has been denied housing by multiple councils but was delighted on Sunday when an economic migrant seeking asylum after coming over from safe country France gave him a 10 pence piece. Mr. Smith was outside a 4-star asylum hotel when he met the fake asylum seeker.

It was midnight and Mr. Smith was cosying up for another cold and wet night near the entrance to the 4-star hotel where the fake asylum seekers are currently living in luxury. With room service, a gym and indoor swimming pool as well as a massage service, life is cushty for all the young foreign men.

“The lad from Albania came out of the hotel and said he was going to look for some young English pussy to exploit. He stopped to talk with me as I had not eaten for three days. He said he had just come over in a dinghy last week, and is already rolling in cash from the UK government, but his main job as a pimp was still in the beginning phase. He said he needs more young English girls for his prostitution ring and was off to a youth hostel to do some recruiting.

“Well, I was shocked at first. I told the guy I had not eaten for three days, so he took out a wallet full of large wads of cash. I thought my luck had changed, but then he took out a 10 pence piece from his pocket and flicked it on my soggy duvet. Before he left, he told me that he is going on holiday back to Albania next week, so if I was still here when he came back he might give me a 20 pence piece.”

Mr. Smith is still homeless. Hundreds of thousands of fake asylum seekers from France are set to be given taxpayer funded homes/benefits/free TV licences,cars/free healthcare/free education thanks to a new scheme by the Labour Party.