Trump: “I ain’t no chicken!”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Donald Trump today emphatically denied that he was chicken at an impromptu press conference.

President Donald Trump has emphatically denied that he is chicken.

“I ain’t no chicken! Don’t call me a chicken, or I’ll peck you to death! You hear me? (bwak) Okay, I backed down on a few tariffs here or there (bwak, bwak) but I say, I say, I ain’t no chicken! And I ain’t chlorinated either! (bwak)”

And with a flurry of feathers, the press conference was over.

Oh look, the president even laid an egg. Who’s up for a fry up? Pete Navarro nods his head.

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