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TRADE WAR LATEST: EU’s Von Der Leyen Threatens Trump With “Countermeasures”

BERLIN - Germany - Ursula von der Leyen, the EU president, is threatening the USA with a trade war, and countermeasures.

Oh dear, the EU soviet bloc have not taken the trade tariffs imposed by Donald Trump very well. The EU president, Ursula von der Leyen, is now threatening the USA with countermeasures. We could have a new trade war on our hands here, folks.

Not sure what China or the EU will do about all of this, but a prolonged trade war would be a precursor for a global recession if it gets messy. Usually after trade wars start, real wars begin and conflict could escalate globally if not careful. There is no certainty that the ongoing conflict in Ukraine will halt any time soon despite Trump’s efforts.

Ihre Papiere sind nicht in Ordnung

“Ve vill putten onnen ein 580% tariff für fake orange tan injections from Deutschland! Vot vill Trumpf do vis dat? Himmel! Das ist war, wir will den deklären ein war uponen ze United Staaten von Amerika. In ze EU ve haff vays of maken du comply!”

If these trade war threats from von der Leyen are true, Trump will be out of his orange tan injections he gets from Germany exclusively.

Last year, Trump revealed the secret to his distinct orange skin hue.

“Every day I like to take my orange injections. They’re wonderful. I was in an orange orchard and no one could see me, it’s that good, folks. The wonderful German people sell them to me. I get this tremendous orange skin colour, and it makes me feel good when I look in the mirror every few minutes.”

Looks like it’s a trade war then …

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