By the Horns of Beelzebub Twerking Flash Mob Robs Knockout Bonananza

FLORIDA - USA - As the twerking, flash robs, knockout games epidemic spreads across America, we are now witnessing events with all three actions in one.

You know here at the Squib we like to think we’ve seen it all, but this vid really got the office roused, I mean we’ve got everything here, there’s flash mob robs, knockout games and the piece de resistance a wee lil twerking at the end to top it off.

Our assistant sub editor in chief, Albert Spears was even caught trying to go to the bogs after watching the end of the entertaining clip, and was immediately docked his overtime payment.

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