Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson Accepted 12 Inch Adult Toy Gifts

The spotlight on erroneous gifts and hospitality received by Labour MPs has become more sinister after it was revealed in recent House of Commons records that the Secretary of State for Education, Bridget Phillipson, received numerous long and thick latex adult toys from a company that is a major donor to the party.

Phillipson admitted that she received the gifts in April, but only disclosed the information this week.

“What’s that buzzing sound?”

According to parliamentary records, the minister accepted the gifts and apparently tested them out thoroughly. One of the items is called the Purple Mamba and is over 12 inches long and vibrates with many different modes. Phillipson said that it was the “best one I’ve tried in ages” and “stretched” her abilities to the max.

It is not certain that the Labour Cabinet minister tried the gifts out on site at the House of Commons or at home. Senior Tory MPs were up in arms about the entire scenario, and one even commented about seeing Bridget Phillipson “walking funny” after leaving her office with a very “contented” look on her face.

Multiple Labour MPs, including Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves, have been caught receiving gifts for favours totalling millions of pounds. Now Bridget Phillipson seems to be embroiled in a very sticky situation herself.