The Modern Sickness: Cheap Air Travel

LONDON - England - Gone are the days of exclusive air travel, cheap air travel is the modern sickness and disease infecting everything.

Once upon a time, air travel used to be an exclusive thing; these days it is not, every Joe and their uncle can afford to fly, and this is the crux of the modern disease. When you’re getting every Joe and their uncle in aeroplanes, you are getting the mentally ill, the moronic, the vulgar unclean masses all up at 30,000 feet, and it all can be a recipe for disaster.

Cheap air travel

Unless you are flying first class or even business class these days, the sheer indignity of being put in cattle or baggage class is a terrible punishment that no one with any standards should have to go through. The only problem is the fucking price of flying with any sort of dignity, or away from the mentally ill marauding horde stuck in cattle class. The worst offender for mental gymnastics is of course any sort American airline company. The US population has the highest level of psychos, whackos, sickos and fuckos in the world. Any sort of person going onto planes and shouting their heads off or causing a general ruckus over some trivial thing or imaginary thing is what people in cattle class have to deal with.

Look at this video of a woman who sincerely believes that a person in the back of a plane is an imaginary person, or does not exist, or is an apparition of an imaginary person that does exist, or whatever the fuck is going on in her deranged frazzled miniscule brain.

If you cannot afford to travel, you should not be allowed onto a plane. The same goes for having kids, but that’s another story altogether.

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