10 Million Illegal Immigrants to Live at Zuckerberg Mansion

PALO ALTO - USA - Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg says all of America's illegal aliens are welcome in his mansion.

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg vowed on Sunday to contravene the current U.S. immigration system and  personally give amnesty to 10 million illegal immigrants currently residing in the United States in his own own house. Hailed as the civil rights gesture of the century, Zuckerberg is going to be a life line to millions of illegal immigrants residing in the U.S.

“I invite all illegal aliens to come and stay with me and my wife. We have five bathrooms in our mansion and a swimming pool next to the chicken coop. You will get all the food you want and I’ll even break into my $20 billion fortune to buy you any stuff you want,” Zuckerberg announced on a special Facebook  amnesty page yesterday. The special invite Facebook page has already received 200 million likes and is written in English and Spanish.

Zuckerberg’s mansion is only a stone’s throw away from Facebook head quarters and the Facebook founder wants the illegal aliens to pop in there whenever they feel like it.

President Obama, who is himself an illegal alien, today praised the liberal qualities of Zuckerberg.

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