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Give Liz a Chance!

LONDON - England - Come on all you hysterical muppets...Give Liz a chance!

The attack dogs and Marxist vultures are out looking to chow down on Liz Truss’s corpse. The baying remoaners, SNP orcs and scheming Tory backbenchers eagerly sniff the air hoping to smell spilled blood. The fat fuck Bank of England governor farts into the markets, and the pound drops into another precipice, as he raises interest rates again and props up the pensions of millions of very scared Britons.

Out of all of this chaotic nonsense and hysteria, is there anyone who has any faith in the future anymore? How about giving Liz a chance? She only got the job a few weeks ago, and yet the insane maelstrom of agitated panic spreads fear amongst the pigeons.

Tories in open revolt against prime minister — says the latest headline? Pull yourselves together for gawd’s sake you bunch of yellow squirts of piss. This is no time for disunity when there is such a thing as a Labour Party soaring in the fucking polls. One thing this country certainly does not need ever again is a Labour win at an election. If that happens, we can all truly kiss everything goodbye.

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