Illegal Immigrants Caught Sending Illegal Text Messages With Illegal Words Illegally

LONDON - England - Illegal immigrants were today caught sending illegal text messages with illegal words in the illegal messages, the government has revealed.

The illegal messages by the illegal immigrants were immediately captured by a special illegal immigrant text message scheme set up by the government to combat anything to do with illegal immigration.

“Illegal immigrants are not sending illegal text messages in a legal fashion. We have put into place legal safeguards so that illegal communications by the illegal immigrants can legally stop the illegal activity of these illegal immigrants,” Vaszlo Zbwziwzazwd, former illegal immigrant and now head of the Illegal Immigration Text Squad told the Daily Telegraph.

In other news, an illegal immigrant was caught illegally buying a mars bar illegally from a legal shop today. He was legally arrested for illegally contributing to the legal economy.

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