British NHS Better Than American Health Care

SCUNTHORPE - England - Britain's ailing oversubscribed health service, the NHS, has been hailed as better than the American health care system, a United Nations inspectorate has revealed.

World Health Organisation officials who flew into Britain last week were shocked to see the degradation and poverty of some parts of Britain’s NHS, but they still think it is better than America’s expensive creaking lackluster health care system.

“We analysed many different factors and indices to give a very damning report on American health care. As a whole it is far too expensive for most people to even contemplate receiving any treatment. How can anyone justify getting an eye drop for $65 or an x-ray for $435? Health insurance in the U.S. even without Obamacare is pricing millions out of a human right, whereas in the UK, if you need any procedure, scans or medicine it is free. That’s why we applaud the UK who allow health tourism for millions of people from the Third World and poor Eastern European countries to come over and use its services every year. The NHS is the world’s freest health service and even though it is straining with the vast volume of recipients it is still there..barely,” Dr. Jenny Allenson, the visiting WHO official revealed.

In America, a health insurance premium for a family of four costs over $38,000 per annum which does not include additional costs incurred, in stark contrast, in the UK there is no cost for health care under the NHS. Under Obamacare, some states have already seen a rise of over 250% for working families in health care costs. President Obama says this is crucial so that the 48 million Americans on food stamps can get full health care for free.

Thankfully for South Americans and Mexicans, when Obamacare comes into operation and additionally the illegal alien amnesty is pushed through, millions more will get some necessary free health care.

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