Feinstein Could Fight in Syrian Front Line

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Dogs of War are a reality, as Senator Dianne Feinstein has enlisted to fight in the front line of Obama's invasion of Syria.

“I’m gonna find them and shoot those muthas down with my machine gun. It’s gonna be like shooting fish in a barrel,” Senator Feinstein told Fox news whilst licking her lips.

The senator has been undergoing special armament training and is so eager to get to Syria that she will pay for the trip herself.

Capitol Hill insiders have also heard that Nancy Pelosi and Eric Holder are interested in fighting in Syria too.

“We need more guns and ammo. I can’t wait to feel the smoking empty shell casings piling up under me as I mow those Syrian ass clowns down,” Senator Feinstein said on Sunday.

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