WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Obama is wishing on former Secretary of State, Colin Powell to come up with something real soon, state department officials have told Fox news.
“We’re trying to get Colin Powell in but he’s in Hawaii on vacation. You know stick some fake pictures of mobile WMD weapons labs on a map of Syria or something. Shit we need something fast,” a panicking war office orderly revealed to CBS news.
It seems president Obama’s pre-election promises have gone the way of the dodo, especially about ending the perpetual War of Terror, and closing Guantanamo Bay.
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