US Says Drone Strike on Guardian Newspaper Terror Camp Was Justified

LONDON - England - Terrorist journalist organisation, the Guardian newspaper's terror training camp in the heart of Shoreditch has been neutralised thanks to a drone strike late last night the BBC reported.

The Guardian terror training camp two minutes before it was flattened

“One minute they were sipping their lattes, tapping away at their laptops, the next, there was just rubble and smoke,” a witness to the hellfire missile attack told reporters.

Operation Grauniad has been going on for sometime and is a well coordinated operation to erradicate journalists (terrorists) who oppose the system in any way.

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