LONDON - England - Downing Street has held crisis talks after being told of allegations of a sensational love affair which has potentially significant political implications for the nation.
“This could have serious repercussions for the whole country and not only that the partners of the people involved in the secret love affair,” a Downing Street insider revealed.
Many in the country already had an inkling about the special relationship and on social networks tongues were buzzing about the torrid love/hate relationship.
“Why’s Dave so into gay marriage?” one twitter user asked.
Another social networker said: “I know who they are but I’m not telling, but here’s a clue, one of them like’s to cry a lot and the other one’s mouth resembles an arse because the amount of bull shit that comes out of it.”
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