PARIS - France - President Macron has declared the people are revolting. It seems they are at the moment, and doing a good job of it too.
"Qu'ils mangent de la brioche"
French President, Emmanuel Macron has uttered the words of pure disgust from his palace in the middle of Paris: “The people are revolting” he said pinching his nose.
“I can smell them from this palace whilst drinking my champagne. It is a disgusting sickly smell, and this is why I have sent the gendarmerie to beat these great unwashed merdes off the streets.”
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