Obama Hurricane Response is Election Gift From God

NEW JERSEY - USA - The Republicans are nowhere to be seen after the Sandy hurricane, and Obama is everywhere to be seen, this is just what he needed.

Could hurricane Sandy clinch the coming November 6 election for Obama? Certainly the president has been seen out and about smiling and promising relief to the thousands of people recovering from the devestating hurricane.

“Look what the Republicans did during Katrina. They let people rot and there was chaos. Obama is calm, collected and he looks like a president out there talking to the relief workers and New Jersey Governor. Where’s Mitt Romney, in his bunker?” a voter said on his way to a polling station in Arizona.

Some GOP election campaigners have been quietly fuming at Obama’s stellar performance during and after the hurricane.

“This is a vote changer. People will see Obama as the human voice of America because he is out there helping people. We’re still in our bunkers and we need to get out and pretend to help the people best we can, but I think it is too late already,” a GOP election official said.

One might almost think that Obama and the Democrats had conjured up Sandy in the first place.

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