Woman Has Bath With Bath Salts

KENTUCKY - USA - The local woman was said to have actually had a bath on Friday night and put the bath salts in her bath.

The woman was said to have enjoyed her bath thoroughly and did not get the urge to snort her bath salts even once.

“This is unprecedented news, are you trying to tell me that this woman actually had a bath with her bath salts? No way!” a man in a local bar told reporters.

All local news networks were immediately on the scene asking the woman how her bath was and whether she planned on taking any more baths like that.

The ‘woman bathing in bath salts’ story could even go national with talk show host, Oprah Winfrey, finding interest in the story.

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