Murdoch Honoured By Queen For Services to UK Newspapers

LONDON - England - News International boss, Rupert Murdoch, visited Buckingham palace today to receive an MBE for services to the British newspaper industry, it has been revealed.

Rupert Murdoch

Murdoch who owns The Sun, News of the World, and Times newspapers will be honoured for his services to Britain’s newspaper industry.

Mr Murdoch flew into Britain from Australia yesterday and attended Buckingham palace with his kung fu fighting mail order bride, 56 years his junior, Wendy Deng.

Over the past forty years, Murdoch has dominated the UK press with thousands of scoops, especially regarding the royal family.

“I knew i was going to get the MBE months ago because our hackers know everything and told me about it. I am greatly honoured by the Queen giving me an MBE, the amount of stuff I know about the royal family, I’ll be tempted to give her a lil wink and pretend to zip up my mouth after she gives me the medal,” Mr Murdoch said from his Park Lane penthouse.

Daily Squib Book

DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift or can also be used as a doorstop. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"