Gay Moms Serenade Santorum in Election Song

OKLAHOMA - USA - Two lesbian women have struck a wonderful note of appreciation for right wing evangelical Christian candidate Rick Santorum that is set to make the Wild West heartland of America blush with pride.

“It’s a beautiful song where two gay moms praise what Santorum is doing for lesbians and we want to just show our Christian sapphic bean flicker adoration for Rick. You know, a joy buzzer love so he can win the election once he becomes the Republican candidate to take us forward into the promised land,” Gina Lunchmeat, 21, one of the singers in the duo, told Tulsa’s public access TV station, the Badly Wrapped Kebab politics show.

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